"A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person." - Dave Barry

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

WHOOOOOSH ZOOOOM BEEEEP

If you have an annoying ring tone, you turn it the fuck off in public. Period.

We have a guy who regularly comes in for lunch, with his ringtone on full blast. It is louder than any ringtone I've ever heard, aside from my phone's alarm. His ringtone happens to sound like shooting lasers. A lot of lasers. Holy fucking obnoxious, Batman. Turn that shit off.

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