And I Repeat...

I know we've gone over this before. Maybe even twice. But it doesn't seem to have sunk in yet. Read this carefully, then tell your friends. Tell them to tell their friends. Remember chain letters? It's like that, "send this to five people or you'll have bad luck continue to be a douchebag customer."

If you are shut off, arguing WILL NOT help your cause! First of all, it's a decision we rarely back down from. Second, being rude to us is a sign of belligerence and that is a sign of intoxication. So then you're extra cut off. Absolutely never swear at us, you're on the road to getting kicked out. We had a regular (who we all recognize by face and name) throw a tantrum last night that included yelling, "fuck yourself" at a bartender during family dinner hours. Do you think that got him anywhere? No.

After you've been cut off and yelled at us and thrown a sufficient tantrum, just get out. Keep whatever dignity you have left and just escape the scene. Do not, for any reason, crumple up your bill and some cash and throw it at the bartender. Particularly the bartender who had nothing to do with the scene you just caused. It makes you look like a fucking child, and we will remember. Forever.