Tonight we had a bunch of people come in after their 20th high school reunion. We gave them one round of beers before last call and they didn't bother us. I was washing dishes and talking to someone when one of the guys (who had already tipped us $30 on a $29 tab, so I felt like I should be polite even though he was weird) called me over to "ask a question." He didn't ask a question. He said, "we were just talking politics" and I interrupted, "I don't know anything about that." He continued on, "well hypothetically, we were talking politics. and I said to [other guy] you shouldn't focus on politics right now, you should focus on this cute girl back here" before I could even catch myself, I said, "I was six when you graduated high school!"
Don't hit on the bartender unless you're sure he/she might like you. It's so fucking awkward.
